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sehuns-ass-cheeks:

him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

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(Source: cumberbatcha, via ameliastardust)

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

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